Steve Jobs Imperfect Immortality

Steve Jobs AKA The Master

Many people have come to believe the lie that Steve Jobs passed away recently. LIES. Steve Jobs achieved immortality. He knew his time was up soon, so he put together a machine to give him immortality. He now lives in the game Soul Caliber V. Above is a picture of Steve Jobs AKA The Master. he has been undefeated since his debut in Soul Caliber V. Even though his opponents have magic powers and incredible physical abilities, he gave himself a few upgrades as well. His basic fighting style involves his ipod app which summons a lightsaber or fires lazers rapidly. But he also gave himself a few upgrades. Not only did he make himself the fastest most ranged and powerful character, his moves are unblockable and his critical strike is an instant 100% chance hit-kill. When he gets bored of slaughtering enemies he turns to his upgraded physical abilities and far superior intelligence to punch, kick, and smash his enemies to their feet. He is sure to win all the upcoming tournaments in this game as he is the only one smart enough or powerful enough to get into the game without requiring a player. In a recent  interview with the newly powered up and animated Steve Jobs he said that he had always dreamed of being the most powerful super god in a fighting game. The only regret he has is that he will most likely not be carries over into other installments of the game in the future, leading to a lonely eternity within the realm of Soul Caliber V.